I have begun applying for jobs. Today I sent an application to the wine, spirits, beer, and tobacco store which is just outside my apartment. It is a place I buy from. Every time I go there I have to ask the employees questions, and get their recommendations, because I know so little about liquor. It is a place I would like working for though – as far as I could like working anywhere – because my knowledge could be expanded, and being surrounded by liquor is not the last thing I would like to be surrounded by all day.
I tell Musette. She wants me to run over and speak to someone personally. I am hesitant. But then I get an email from the store’s owner asking me if I can come in.
I grab a resume from my filing cabinet. Musette gives me a shower. She doesn’t have me wash my hair though, because there has been a heavy greasiness present for the last few days and she doesn’t want to wash it out.
“It’s keeping your hair styled, and washing it would only make you self-conscious.” she says.
We pick out a shirt for me. It’s my favorite green one. The job listing said I would need to dress business casual or better. This is my best at the moment.
“We can buy you new clothes later.” Musette says.
“One day’s work is worth a new outfit right?” I ask.
“Right.” she says.
I head down.
There are a few guys working in the store. A couple of customers make their way to the register. I get in line behind them. One of the employees sees my resume. He heads down a back hallway and pokes his head into an office. The employee behind the register asks me if I need help.
“I’m here for an interview.” I say.
“He’ll be right out…” says the guy who went to the back office.
That guy is much better dressed than me… The one behind the register is dressed better than me also. I know that my hair is long, I know that my shirt is not tucked in, I know that I haven’t shaved; but this was Musette’s idea; she had practically forced me to come here; and I looked good enough for her.
I wander around the back of the store, zig-zagging between aisles of beer. The guy I’m looking for appears. I know it’s him the second I see him. He has a blue, tucked in polo shirt on. He has brown skin. His name is Mansac Piranha (it was in the email he sent me).
What am I supposed to do, call him Mr. Piranha? Mansac?
I avoid using his name altogether.
He takes me into the cigar room. I hand him my resume. He can’t get over the fact that I left OfficeStore without being fired. He thinks I’m leaving stuff out of my story.
I tell him the reason I left was because the store was taken over by new management.
“Management changes all the time.” He says.
I tell him that ninety percent of the employees left at the same time I did.
“Then you were all idiots.” he says.
He tells me the percentage of unemployment in the Orgone galaxy.
He asks me who my supervisor was.
I stumble telling him his last name, because he had a dumb last name: ‘Mullet.’
Mr. Piranha thinks I’m lying. He doesn’t make eye contact with me for the rest of the interview.
“Would he give you a good recommendation?” he asks.
I tell him that he would, but that he’s not there anymore.
“I never missed a day.” I say. “Never called in sick. I worked overtime. I worked hard.”
“There has to be some other reason why you left.” he says.
“I didn’t like the way the store was run. I didn’t like doing graphic design. I wanted to focus on my writing.” I respond.
He asks me if I have any questions for him.
I ask him a couple, and then he tells me that the position will be given within the next twenty-four hours.
I go to shake his hand, but his eyes are looking at my resume.
“After you.” he says, motioning towards the door.
I open the door and walk out. He follows me. I never get a goodbye handshake.
“Thank you for your time.” I say, leaving the shop.
The smell of bleach greets me at the apartment. Musette is buck naked, in the tub, scrubbing heavily and coughing horribly. She asks to breathe through my cardigan.
“I don’t think I got the job.” I tell her.
I explain what happened, but she’s too concerned with dying to see my point of view.